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Le petit baigneur (1968)Le petit baigneur (1968)iMDB Rating: 6.5
Date Released : 22 March 1968
Genre : Comedy
Stars : Louis de Funès, Andréa Parisy, Franco Fabrizi, Michèle Alexandre. Louis-Philippe Fourchaume, another typical lead-role for French comedy superstar Louis de Funès, is the dictatorial CEO of a French company which designs and produces sail yachts, and fires in yet another tantrum his designer André Castagnier, not realizing that man is his only chance to land a vital contract with the Italian magnate Marcello Cacciaperotti. So he has to find him at his extremely ..." />
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Louis-Philippe Fourchaume, another typical lead-role for French comedy superstar Louis de Funès, is the dictatorial CEO of a French company which designs and produces sail yachts, and fires in yet another tantrum his designer André Castagnier, not realizing that man is his only chance to land a vital contract with the Italian magnate Marcello Cacciaperotti. So he has to find him at his extremely rural birthplace in 'la France profonde', which proves a torturous odyssey for the spoiled rich man; when he does get there his torment is far from over: the country bumpkin refuses to resume his slavish position now the shoe is on the other foot, so Fourchaume is dragged along in the boorish family life, and at times unable to control his temper, which may cost him more credit then he painstakingly builds up...

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A great surrealistic comedy from the "Golden Age"!

It took me years and years (and also some of my wife's persistence) to finally appreciate this movie for what it really is: an almost completely absurd, disjointed and surrealistic comedy, owing a lot to Jacques Tati ("Mon Oncle") and perhaps also to some Laurel & Hardy entries. I am thinking here of those Stan Laurel gags which defy logic, cinematographic or otherwise, which style I recognize here in scenes such as the hysterical one where De Funès "air-plays" some violin bit, which logically only the viewer can hear the in-sync sound of in the soundtrack, then accuses his wife of having actually played this music instead of him, since such things run in HER family… I think that viewers who cannot get or appreciate this kind of humor miss the point with this film because it relies a lot on such absurdity. And it is this absurdity which sets it apart uniquely in the De Funès filmography of this specific era.

The direction and editing superbly serve this style of screenplay – see the scene where De Funès destroys his boats in a tantrum and how he interacts with objects which do not appear to be controlled by any off-camera prop men… just by the laws of gravity and the like! The boat chase at the end is also a nice, pleasantly rural/natural relief from the traditional car, plane or chopper chases in some of those other De Funès films, and I love how the gags with the wakes and waves are built and shot!

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Le spie uccidono in silenzio (1966)Le spie uccidono in silenzio (1966)iMDB Rating: 5.1
Date Released : 4 April 1966
Genre : Action, Crime, Drama, Thriller
Stars : Lang Jeffries, Emma Danieli, Andrea Bosic, Erika Blanc." />
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Did they make this up as they went along?

This half-baked spy thriller starts out promisingly enough with a cool title sequence fueled by the sounds of Francesco De Masi. If only the rest of the film measured up to this auspicious beginning. Unfortunately we end up in tepid water rather quickly and never find our way out.

Lang Jeffries does his best as Mike Drum who's assigned to find out just what the heck is happening when several of world's great scientists are killed off. Well, we never figure exactly why either but it doesn't matter much. The villain is completely scatterbrained, changing his plans at the last minute by unveiling a second super weapon with which to rule the world!

There are some decent things about the film to mention however. Jeffries is a good fighter and gets plenty of chances to show it because there's a fight every ten minutes or so. That part's okay. And don't forget the excellent score by De Masi. It's the one asset to the film that never lets up as Lang jets from Beirut to London to Madrid to Beirut and back to London before returning to Beirut for the finale. Whew!

So unless you're a Lang Jeffries stalwart or just like to hear a good score stay away from this slapdash effort.

People Meet and Sweet Music Fills the Heart (1967)People Meet and Sweet Music Fills the Heart (1967)iMDB Rating: 6.2
Date Released : 24 November 1967
Genre : Comedy
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Scandi classic reminds me: I miss '60s cinema

Danish auteur Henning Carlsen is still active and delivering idiosyncratic cinema, but has yet to receive his due, after creating classics like HUNGER, the definitive role for the late Per Oscarsson.

Based on a 1945 novel, PEOPLE MEET... is a wonderful example of '60s New Wave technique -the "let's try anything" approach long since gone out of favor.

Harriet Andersson gets one of her best roles as Sofia, a blonde, young ballet dancer who beguiles blond Hans Madsen (Erik Wedersøe, terrific in his screen debut) when they're sitting opposite each other on a train ride. Hans can't get her attention, and his gaze wanders to photos on the wall of the compartment, which cue flashbacks of his girl friends.

Mithra (Lotte Horne) is his fiancée back in Skandeborg (a small Danish town near Carlsen's birthplace, Aalborg). He's also still obsessed with his ex-g.f. Evangeline (Lone Rode), now married to a bearded, goofy Sjalof (Preben Neergaard, fabulous in the film's lead male role).

Carlsen adopts a helter-skelter structure mixing narrative, flashbacks, fantasies and goof-ball whimsy (photos frequently coming to life to comment silently on the action). He uses Silent Era tinting (in many colors) of the black & white footage. There's one fleeting "red" color shot, which presages the use of that effect in RAGING BULL and SCHINDLER'S LIST.

Overall, I found this (akin to Ken Russell's famous and oft-ridiculed "dying flash" collage biographies) an excellent way to adapt lengthy and complex novels to the screen.

In just 95 minutes of running time, he covers a tremendous amount of narrative, nearly always unpredictable. I will briefly summarize to give a bit of the flavor: in one flashback Sjalof scares sexy wife Evangeline with a knife, but freaks out, doing a Russian dance, throwing the coffeemaker through a window and destroying the stove's flue. Neighbor Devah (Eva Dahlbeck, Swedish superstar who's deceptively small role proves important in late reels) comes down stairs to read the riot act to the unruly couple.

Carlsen films this in three different languages: Danish, plus Swedish spoken by his femme stars from Sweden, and everybody speaking English when the story travels to Rio de Janeiro and later NYC. Odd inter-titles are tossed in, in English, for example: "Could anything be more erotic than a cigarette?".

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Eventually, after exchanging cigarettes, Madsen breaks the ice with Sofia and before you know it, they're making love in the train's water closet. After Madsen disembarks, catching another train to Skandeborg, Harriet does a weird Eastern dance using hand gestures -typically cryptic whimsy, and then gives her fans a satisfying topless scene (hot stuff for 1967) as she has sex with (coincidence ALERT:) Sjalof, who's boarded her train and instantly seduced her, cleanshaven here unlike his flashbacks.

The AFI Catalog 1961-70 has amusing malapropisms in its synopsis for the film: description of Sofia's train ride "to Rio de Janeiro" -that's a neat trick to take a train from Denmark to South America! Instead she accompanies Sjalof (undoubtedly by plane) to Rio where he introduces her to his pal Ramon, who turns out to be an ex-stepfather of Sofia's, who immediately tries to seduce her! Sjalof kills Ramon, and Sofia helps him dispose of the body.

Harriet goes to work as a dancer at a high-class Rio brothel, and the fans are treated to a fabulous production number featuring Harriet, renamed "Anitra", in a black wig sexily dancing up a storm in red-tinted footage. Sequence ends with her flying above the audience Cirque du Soleil-style, and Carlsen cannot resist having her fantasy-like ascend into Outer Space.

The brothel madam turns out to be an ex-mistress of Sofia's real father, way back when, and his photo on the brothel wall comes to life occasionally to stare disapprovingly at the action.

Sofia travels to NYC and acquires a sugar daddy, then executes an inside job where a new boyfriend Slim (Eske Holm, the film's choreographer) poses as a New Jersey fireman to rob said sugar daddy of his money. The heist turns into another dance routine - Carlsen was clearly under the sway here of Godard and his early '60s Nouvelle Vague epics.

The point is that Sofia is a free spirit -that '60s creature Gone with the Wind in these benighted times of Tea Party activism and kids worried about their student loans. Yes, I was ultra-nostalgic for the '60s by the time Carlsen finished saying his piece here.

Back in Denmark Madsen marries Mithra but it's an immediate failure. Sjalof, his beard grown back, is back with wife Evangeline, who he's put out on the streets as a hooker to support them. Dahlbeck turns out to be Sofia's mom (!), not really a stretch for the viewer since we're used to seeing these Swedish greats in so many Bergman films, together or separately.

Sjalof kills Dahlbeck (who returns later on briefly as a ghost accompanied by Ramon, her now dead ex-husband). Madsen leaves his wife and travels to Rio in search of one-night (on a train) stand Sofia, but dallies with a Black and an Oriental prostitute for a threesome at the brothel. He ventures on to NYC, where Harriet is now a huge Broadway dance star under the stage name Tomba Tomb, claiming to be a Russian ballerina.

After we see the Victory Theatre on 42nd St. showing such forgotten films as "Shameless Sex" and "Soho Strip" (latter not in IMDb), Madsen has a fantasy dream of living happily ever after with Sofia in a menage including the two mixed-combo whores from Rio!

Pic ends symmetrically with Harriet back on the initial train, raped by a masked gunman, but enjoying it, feeding him chocolates après-sex. It looks like Madsen under the mask, but she wakes up on the train alone.

One of a kind weirdness - my kind of lusty, energetic '60s movie.

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One Swedish Summer (1968)One Swedish Summer (1968)iMDB Rating: 4.9
Date Released : 8 November 1968
Genre : Comedy, Drama, Romance
Stars : Hans Gustafsson, Lillemor Ohlsson, Barbro Hiort af Ornäs, Gudrun Brost." />
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A Forgotten Art House Cinema-Exploitation Classic

"One Swedish Summer" (U.S. release title) is a forgotten gem from the days when skilled directors were at the helm of exploitation films, and while a fascinating viewing experience, it also serves to demonstrate just how thoughtless and pedestrian these kinds of films have become lately, assuming such films are even still being made.

A handsome young male classical violinist experiences his sexual awakening one summer when a trio of Nordic beauties travels to his hometown, which is out in the middle of the Swedish nowhere, which, of course, is the reason why everyone swims nude. Anyway, the boy's home life is a little stifling, as his mother and other female relatives (his father is dead, thus he is the only male in the house) tend to smother him. In an early scene, he gets up from his bed completely naked and stands in front of his elder relatives in order to prove he is a grown man, and then his teenage sister comes dancing into the room with her transistor radio pressed to her ear, but upon seeing her brother's nudity she forgets the music and develops a serious lust for him. He then has a sexual encounter with a female by the sea on the rocks as his also naked sister watches with obvious jealousy. Days later, swimming nude again, he runs smack dab into the Nordic trio of cuties, all of whom, as we see through flashbacks, have developed odd sexual hangups, one of whom being raped by a priest which causes her to re-enact the scenario for pleasure again and again, and eventually does so with our hero, in a perverse scene that is quite out of place in this otherwise conservative yet butt-naked-flesh-everywhere film. Eventually, the sister's lust boils over and the siblings are close to giving in to desire.

"One Swedish Summer" boasts beautiful location photography as well as exquisitely beautiful music on the soundtrack, a combination of classical baroque and late 60's Europop. This is contrasted with close-up shots of female pubic regions, full-frontal male nudity, and several brushes with themes of voyeurism and sadomasochism. The cast is especially good, with lead brother and sister Hans Gustafsson and Lillemor Ohlson playing their roles with much verve, and Swedish exploitation kitten Gio Petre is on hand, usually topless, in a couple of scenes. The film runs about ten minutes too long, but if you want to see a high-class production that deals with mature themes, you will thoroughly enjoy "One Swedish Summer", and viewing the film will probably make you yearn for your summers gone by.

The Last Challenge (1967)The Last Challenge (1967)iMDB Rating: 6.0
Date Released : 1 September 1967
Genre : Western
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The Adult western has arrived

With elements of the TV western Gunsmoke and the film High Noon in it, The Last Challenge is a worthy addition to the western genre. All the players involved have done westerns before and look very comfortable in their roles.

Glenn Ford is the town marshal and the fastest draw in these here parts and when you're the former, it sure helps if you're the latter. He's got a gal pal in Angie Dickinson who's a combination of Miss Kitty and oddly enough Grace Kelly in High Noon. Because oddly enough a confident young gun hand played by Chad Everett has come to town and he's got Angie worried.

Let's just say that Angie makes a move that Kitty would never even contemplate insofar as Matt Dillon was concerned. It costs her big time.

The western as an adult theme arrived in this film because we have a scene with Glenn and Angie sleeping in a big double bed. We never got to Ms. Kitty's bedroom in Gunsmoke and a scene of a man and woman in the same bed was something never contemplated in the past. Not even that very married couple Roy Rogers and Dale Evans would have heard of such a thing.

What happens with Glenn and Chad. You have to watch the film to find out. But I will say you'll see an ending very much influenced by High Noon.

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Waterhole #3 (1967)Waterhole #3 (1967)iMDB Rating: 6.5
Date Released : 17 November 1967
Genre : Comedy, Western
Stars : James Coburn, Carroll O'Connor, Margaret Blye, Claude Akins. Sergeant Foggers and two confederate soldiers lay their hands on gold bullion belonging to the army, taking at the same time a certain Ben Akajnian hostage. Then they bury the loot near an isolated waterhole in the desert. Some time later, Lewton Cole, a professional gambler, fights a duel with one of the robbers, kills him and finds the map of the treasure on his body. Stopping at the small town..." />
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Sergeant Foggers and two confederate soldiers lay their hands on gold bullion belonging to the army, taking at the same time a certain Ben Akajnian hostage. Then they bury the loot near an isolated waterhole in the desert. Some time later, Lewton Cole, a professional gambler, fights a duel with one of the robbers, kills him and finds the map of the treasure on his body. Stopping at the small town of Integrity, Cole, in order to escape Sheriff Copperud locks him up in his own jail-house, steals his horse and even finds the time to "seduce and abandon" Billee, the sheriff's comely daughter. The indignant father catches up with Lewton, arrests him and grabs the gold. But Foggers and his accomplice attack him, relieve him of the treasure and free Cole...

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A solid western with some nice humor and music

This movie incorporated some good dialogue, enjoyable scenery, and a nice job on the title song and narration by Roger Miller. One of the most memorable scenes involves the old standard gunfight which most definitely will generate some laughs if you've seen one too many shootouts. I thoroughly enjoyed this western and gave it a Waterhole #8.

Johnny Banco (1967)Johnny Banco (1967)iMDB Rating: 6.3
Date Released : 21 February 1968
Genre : Comedy, Crime
Stars : Romain Bouteille, Horst Buchholz, Fée Calderon, Walter Giller
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A hustler of humble origins steals $200,000 from a gangster and heads to Monte Carlo.

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